I know that when I go out on a date I always brush my teeth before I leave the house. Why? Well for starters I like to take care of my teeth. That coupled with the fact that there's nothing worse then talking to someone who has bad breath. I know everyone has experienced this before. I was fortunate enough to actually experience this on a date. Yay me!
I met G.B. (I'll be nice enough to not disclose his name) on CL (Craigslist) for you folks out there living under a rock. He responded to a post I had put up on there. He seemed cute from his pictures and we had great conversations over the phone. When we finally met in person I didn't want to run away, but the minute he started talking I seriously wished I had packed my gas mask in my purse. I'm not sure what he had eaten before meeting me but his mouth smelled like wet trash! As he edged closer to my side of the table I tried to conjure up some sort of excuse to run out of there but couldn't think of one for the life of me. Grrr! G.B. then decided that we should go for a walk which was good, at least this way with a little air between us I wouldn't have to smell his breath so much. I took this opportunity to bring out my pack of gum which I so kindly offered him some. He passed saying that he 'was fine'. Hmm....ok. Are you serious?
I'm going to spare you the details on how he tried to kiss me because I feel a touch of nausea coming on.
Moral of the story is - BRUSH YOUR TEETH. Would you want to kiss the bottom of a trash can? No I don't think so. Unless you have some wierd sort of fetish for those type of things. At the very least pack some gum or mints. Trust me. Your next date could depend on it.
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