Did someone fart?

Sifting through my email I came upon something I find particularly insane.

http://www.thrillist.com/archives/2008/09/subtle_butt_la_los_angeles_gadgets_grooming.html

Seriously. When did excusing yourself to go into the other room to fart become too much of a hassle? Now you can paste these little guys into your undies and fart all you want. Have we really gotten that lazy?

I myself tend to be the silent but deadly kind of girl. I know, I know. It seems impossible but if I'm really comfortable with someone (i.e. mom, dad, friends) I just let one ripp without saying anything. Then when the other person says something I act dumb for a couple of seconds and then claim it. That's mine!!! I had a boss once that was very open about her gassiness. She would just go ahead and fart, say a quick 'excuse me' and then continue on with the conversation. Now that's classy. I wouldn't necessarily go that far in front of my boss but to each their own. I try not to judge.

In other news I woke up with a gnarly stiff neck. Not sure if I slept wrong or if it was from helping mom carry heavy stuff yesterday but it hurts! So much so that I cancelled a hike with Tony today. I literally have to turn my whole body if I even want to see something over my shoulder. Bew!